Hello. This is my bio. Gaze in wonder at it's biographiness, I trust you are salivating with envy.
Let's see, what's interesting about me...
I love apple pie SO SO MUCH, I wear jeans whenever possible because they are comfy and wonderful and I also enjoy socks because they're like warm fuzzy hugs for my feet. I sing okayishly, I like shiny things, my footsteps are as silent as ninja farts, I'm obsessed with webcomics and my favourite colour is mauve.
Uhhhh... Yeah, so that's about it.